BOOKING STATEMENT: - I do NOT do this for any financial gain. - I do not nor ever will ever book racist, homophobic, or ageist bands. - I do not book bands that play generic music (this especially means all you Converge copycats/lame metalcore bands). - If you have an attitude or are full of yourself, don't bother contacting me. - If you have a rider with anything other than a meal, some beers and a place to sleep, don't bother contacting me. - Please do not ask to play any of the festivals that I book if you are out of town and unestablished (i.e. no prior touring/no record). I may choose certain bands that fit in this category, but I will be the ones to contact them.